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Freeway Holds the Secret to the Ultimate Beard

December 13, 2012 by
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The man with possibly the most famous beard in hip hop, Freeway has never shared the secrets into how that incredible man-bush is cultivated until now.

That’s all about to change with Freeway’s Manbeard Lotion, which has been formulated from the finest ingredients, including kiwis (apparently squeezed by Freeway himself).

“Are you tired of being a babyfaced, bitch ass motherfu**er?” goes the infomercial. Having been under the tutelage of James Harden, ”Zach Gafanafakis” and others, he is ready to unleash his secret to the ultimate beard. So get on it.

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